Dungeon Keeper Review Simulator

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Sorry, did you slip?

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Are you sure you didn't not mean to put 5?

Sure?

What? I'm sure.

Imagine it's out of 10. Would you rate it 5 now?

Terms and conditions apply, imagining it is out of 10 doesn't actually make it out of 10.

No I suppose it's a 5, then.

Fine, let's talk about something else. Hey, what was that boy band that sung "Everybody Get Up" back in the 90s?

5ive Don't know

Another song maybe, hey what's this one, wanna sing along? A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side...

Oh god not that song Mambo No. 5

Not your taste? What about... ABC, the one by the Jackson, oh what was it?

Fair enough. Hey, do you know what that fruit drink's called? You know the one, with the mixed fruits. I think you had it as a kid.

Um Bongo? 5 Alive

Alright let's put this scoring thing aside. I need some help, I forgot the date! You know, the one you've got to remember remember in November...

5th The day you stopped asking me things?

Look let's just get this over with. Just say it's fine. It's close enough to five.

OH COME ON

ALRIGHT IT'S A 5 STOP IT

JUST GET IT OVER AND DONE WITH

I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS FINE FINE FIVE JUST STOP

JUST BLOODY PRESS IT

FINE. We'll play it your way.

FINE. We'll play it your way.

Oh dear, is that button not working?

FINE. We'll play it your way.

Oh dear, is that button not working?

FINE. We'll play it your way.

Oh dear, is that button not working?

FINE. We'll play it your way.

Might as well get rid of it then.

A five, you say?!

Thank you for your kind review, we didn't see that coming! I'm sure you'd love to tell EVERYONE about your review!

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